DO YOU LIKE STORIES? I do. Mostly I like made-up stories (not the kind of made-up story that gets people into trouble, oh no, the kind with aliens and dragons and spaceships and magic in them) but sometimes I like true stories as well (not the kind of true stories that get people into trouble, oh no, the kind with soldiers and explorers and scientists and famous folk in them). Sometimes I write stories too, usually made-up ones. But tonight I am going to write you a true story about the time I met the Devil in a scrapyard.
Now, writers know a little bit of magic, and I can tell by the way your eyes are moving over these words that you don’t believe me but I swear it’s true: I came face to face with Satan and lived to tell this tale.